February 2009
37 posts
“Yes if I should get married and it’s Connecticut and snow
and she gives...”
– ‘Marriage’ by Gregory Corso
January 2009
45 posts
“And hearing your voice is like listening to the blubbering sobs of a drunk...”
– Todd Levin
“And in Asia, there’s been a string of karaoke-bar stabbings and shootings,...”
– Karaoke rage
“We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room...”
– Ouch! Can You Really Break Your Penis?
what jimmy carter did on the first day of my life →
Overcoming Bias →
This blog is so fantastic I can’t even possibly pick a single post to highlight. Weird futurist singularity space exploration statistical math rationality conjecture.
“He was terrible, he is terrible, he always will be terrible.”
– The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained
“one two three four five six seven
eight nine ten eleven twelve thir-
teen...”
– “thirty thirty,” by owada
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after... →
Actual headline.
“We challenge Krispy Kreme doughnuts to reaffirm their commitment to true freedom...”
– Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme’s Abortion Doughnuts
notes to self on first sourdough
Good:
Despite my lack of a baking stone, the bottom crust was beautiful and perfect and definitely the best part of the bread. Using just a baking sheet worked great.
Nice sourdough flavor. Tangy, complex. Works with both sweet (jam, honey) and savory (bacon, eggs) toppings.
There were some pleasantly complex holes inside the bread.
Bad:
I didn’t let the dough rise long enough. I...
“It’s the end of our date, that awkward moment where we kiss good-bye and I...”
– Fanatic Cook: The Bastard Baguette
“The game was invented in 1909 by J.D. Estes in the city of Philadelphia.”
– Skee ball
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“Everybody knows migraines are awful. But how many people really, truly know what...”
– Cocktail Flu by Eric Feezell - The Morning News
“a) resting (WRONG)
b) hungry (WRONG. DOES IT LOOK HUNGRY TO YOU?)
c) startled...”
– Camera Trap Codger: Bunny Behavior Pop-Quiz
“Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests. Hamlet posted an...”
– Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)
“i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite a new thing. Muscles...”
– ee cummings